honda

honda
1. (Honda) (1470↑, 701↓)
the car company with the world's cleanest emmissions. honda's are known for their longevity and craftsmanship.

Hondas get good gas mileage

2. (Honda) (773↑, 395↓)
a favorite choice of local riceboys. see also. buzz buzz

Hondas have mad top end yo.

3. (Honda) (910↑, 571↓)
Japanese engine manfacturing company that makes more then just cars. Their engines are very relible and well-built, however its nothing special to have one.

Your 2004 Honda Civic has the same specs as my 1995 Ford Contour ([hazardmobile]) with 103,000 miles on it, yet I would still beat you if we raced due to the drag produced by the 30 pounds of NOS stickers and the 20 pound inverted 747 wing on 3 foot stilts attacthed to the rear of your front-wheel-drive car. My mom drives a 2001 Honda Accord V6 (proof that NOT ALL imports are 4-bangers, most of them are). It is fun to drive and everything, and looks pretty good, until you slap a sheet metal tube to the exhuast which makes it sound like the 2-stroke yamaha engine on my fishing boat and a 10 foot inverted wing which belongs on a commercial airliner. I won a race in my Honda, a lawnmower race. Having a small fuel-saving japanese car is great, until you destroy the engine parts and wheel geometery by 'trick' or 'ricing it out'.

Author: IrishRepublicanArmy http://honda.urbanup.com/685400
4. (honda) (582↑, 326↓)
Good, reliable, long-lasting car. If you want power, look elsewhere. Hondas aren't built for power. If you don't want to get a frequent visitor's card from the local auto repair shop, get a Honda.

Man, ANOTHER "american" car on the roadside. Shoulda bought a Honda.

5. (honda) (617↑, 376↓)
a car manufacturer that everyone hates because they "attempt" to race with them and never get far with them. They make economy cars...not ferraris. overall a good car company tho, one of the most reliable..just not for racing

Someone: dude that honda's a piece of shit. Me: why? because some guy thinks its fast?

Author: Deadly BlaZe http://honda.urbanup.com/732926
6. (Honda) (393↑, 204↓)
1.) A Japanese-based automobile manufacturer that was once known for outstanding technological innovations and engineering perfection. 2.) Currently, another face in the crowd. Chosen most commonly by [ricers] and people who think that American cars are purely crap.

d00d: My Civic has NAWWWZZZ\! Manawski: My Escort isn't a Honda.

7. (Honda) (323↑, 198↓)
A car for those crazy Japanese people who like to make them look fast. Only those who actually work on the engine have good cars.

Oh, look, he put a spoiler and ground effects on his Honda. He must think it's fast now.

8. (Honda) (160↑, 57↓)
makes great cars, ricers destroyed the name though

My stock Honda civic just raped another ricer

9. (honda) (145↑, 73↓)
Honda is a car company that made some pretty good cars. From the 80's to 2000, I think they were great. Now I'm not really into them. Now this is for the ignorant fucktards: There is nothing wrong with Hondas. Hondas are reliable and if tuned right, they can produce very good results. Not all Hondas are riced, and some are true beasts. However, I can understand where everyone comes from with what they say. The problem with Honda owners is that the 98% of them rice them out like no other or think their car is the shit. The other 1% is an elite group of tuners who know what the fuck they're doing.

My Honda looks stock but runs 8's. Your Honda looks like shit and it's still stock under the hood...ricer fag.

10. (Honda) (67↑, 23↓)
Japanese automaker that makes very reliable and affordable daily drivers, family cars, and econo-boxes. Commonly mistaken by domestic owners to be the pinnacle of Japanese performance engineering, and therefore is used as "proof" that American cars are somehow superior to imports.

Domestic owner: Dude my Yenko Camaro just totally smoked that Honda Civic\! Import owner: And my Blitz Skyline can drive circles around a Ford Pinto. You don't see me bragging about it.

11. (Honda) (140↑, 107↓)
1. Manufacturer of everything from automobiles to outboard motors, both known for quality and longevity

That 239,000 mile 4-door 91 Honda Accord just completely raped that Mustang on the autoX course\!

12. (Honda) (37↑, 11↓)
Apparently, Honda is the only auto manufacturer that Puerto Ricans in Central Florida will buy. Young and old, they own nothing but Hondas.

CivicJuan: Oye loco, wanna race? My Honda will shit all over your V8 piece of shit. V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not? CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA\! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK. V8John: ...

Author: Muscle \> Ricers http://honda.urbanup.com/4469180
13. (honda) (167↑, 142↓)
The Ultimate Ricer Machine.

Look at Carlos ricing up his Honda Accord.

14. (Honda) (82↑, 61↓)
A well-respected company that is known for reliable cars. The 2004 Honda Accord, Odyssey, and Pilot received very good ratings for its reliabilty. Should be respected in terms of reliability, not in terms of the most fast and furious cars. It has been trying very hard in making good cars to preserve the environment. However, Honda's cars are getting uglier lately such as the new Element. Hondas are respectable cars and the only reasons they should not be liked are slight ugliness or that they are not fast and furious except for the S2000. Also used as an acronym for: History of No Dramatic Acceleration How Odd, No Damn Acceleration

Honda is underrated in terms of reliabilty but mediocre in being fast and furious.

15. (Honda) (111↑, 92↓)
An EXTREMELY well built car thatll last you a long fucking time. The company was started by Soichiro Honda after he was a mechanic in a shop. Before they produced cars, they were known for theyre motorcycles. Now Honda includes ATV's, Motorcycles, Cars, boat engines, snowblowers, and the Acura automobile lineup. Honda's are known to survive well past 180,000 miles. Many people think my del Sol Si is new, but little do they know it has 150,000 miles on it.

The Honda S2000 produces more hp from a 2.2liter 4 banger than anything else on the market. Nice 11:1 compression ratio, Honda.

16. (Honda) (44↑, 26↓)
A [Japanese] car that runs forever and is still sporty.

Man, his Honda gets really good MPGs.

Author: Gary Coleman IV http://honda.urbanup.com/3152110
17. (Honda) (185↑, 176↓)
A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri. Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel.

I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda. I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda.

18. (Honda) (23↑, 19↓)
A Japanese car manufacturer that produces fun to drive cars that have better than average longevity and resale value. Commonly disrespected because some Honda owners trick/rice their car for their own enjoyment and life experience. To each his own I say, all people want to do in life is create, explore, and have fun, and if you do it to a Honda, you will most likely be called a fagot by people who misunderstand the meaning of life.

My '92 Honda Accord has 330k miles, runs great, and is fun to drive.

19. (honda) (132↑, 132↓)
A highly prestige company, known for great performance while being economical and reliable. In production of a large range of products including automobiles, generators, motorcycles, outboard motors, water pumps and scooters. Leading the field in technology. example V-tech. Creator of the first hybrid car. Honda have also created planes and robots which give them visions on where they will head in the future. Honda sets the standard for style at a reasonable price.

Honda Civic out-performs anything in its league. 96kw compared to the Ford (Festiva) with 74kw. Honda Integra out-performs anything in its league. 154kw compared to the Ford (Focus) with 96kw. Honda Accord (family car) 177kw compared to the Ford Falcon 156kw. The most powerful Fords are the 260kw XR8 and the 240kw XR6 Turbo. The most powerful Honda is the NSX with 201kw. The XR6 Turbo out-performs the XR8 running a stock boost of only 6 PSI. The NSX out performs both of them, 0-60mph in 5.7 sec compared to the XR6 Turbo of 6.6 sec. Honda’s run very highest compression ratio the new Integra is 11.0:1 Ford’s compression ration of the XR6 is 8.7:1. Torque is important if you are toeing a caravan or you have a heavy load But when it comes to acceleration there are many other factors, like power to weight, that make a car fast. One eyed person: Honda’s are shit because I say so; I have no supporting evidence or logic behind my accusation, I just make assumptions. My car is a 6.0 liter it’s fast. Person with reason: Of course its fast any car company can make a fast car just by adding cylinders, but Honda produce performance, in more effective ways. For the ultimate in stock performance Nissan is the best way to go. Nothing beats the effectiveness of a turbocharged car. The Nissan Skyline GTS is banded in American.

Author: Marcell Tyre (3rd yr mechanical engineering student) http://honda.urbanup.com/1294984
20. (Honda) (81↑, 81↓)
Quality cars. Acchieve performance through efficiency, not muscle.

People break their necks trying to watch me pass them.

21. (Honda) (2↑, 3↓)
A bogus automobile company that manufactures 4-wheel motorcycles with cabs and markets them as "cars"

Guy 1 -- "What does 'torque' mean?" Guy 2 -- "See? Dude this is why you drive a Honda."

22. (honda) (1↑, 4↓)
honda's are some of the most gayest cars in the world only asain's or mexican's and gay people drive them or are driven by ricers

dude why r u driving a honda because im gay

23. (Honda) (1↑, 4↓)
Often thought of as reliable cars, however, reliability is a subjective term. Any car that isn't constantly redlined or driven past the century mark on the speedo and has had good preventitive maintainance can be reliable, regardless of the brand.

Friend: I love Hondas, they're all that i'll buy 'cause they will run forever. Why don't you think before you send your money oversees. My 1995 Dodge Intrepid has 254,000 miles on it, and you would never know. Maintain any vehicle and it will run forever.

Author: Place name here http://honda.urbanup.com/5606024
24. (Honda) (16↑, 21↓)
Acronym for "Had One, Never Did Accelerate"

I had a car. It was a Honda.

25. (honda) (34↑, 40↓)
1) a car that sucks and does not have the power to beat any car and if ur looking for some with a honda just call out "RICER" 2) a blender on wheels

honda= cracked out lawnmower with 4 wheels and a coffie can exaust

26. (honda) (41↑, 47↓)
what every chevrolet has for dinner after a good race.

Man you should have seen my chevy eat that honda the other night it was awesome.

27. (honda) (52↑, 59↓)
Honda (n) hon-duh: Coming from the Swahili word Hoonduh, which means "When I grow a real penis, I'll get a real car"

"Oh my god\! What IS that? It looks like a penis, only smaller" "That's Honda"

28. (Honda) (50↑, 57↓)
Car most likely to have an owner who touts how much horsepower their car has (for a low to moderately priced vehicle)while ignoring the importance of torque as a contributing factor of overall speed. Must be revved above 5,000 RPM to experience anything called "Power".

Hey, My VR6 GTI is experiencing maximum torque at under 2000 RPM's. Wow that HONDA looks small in my rearview mirror.

29. (HONDA) (40↑, 48↓)
Helping other nations destroy America.

Hey those poeple are part of Honda, get 'em Fuck Nintendo Wii its part of Honda\!

30. (honda) (24↑, 32↓)
Fucking gay ass ricer shit car that they like to put a big wing and a fart pipe on. then they fart around the city like gay rice boys.

I whooped that honda boys ass last night in my chopped and channeled 1931 ford model A coupe powered by an old caddy motor.

Author: rat rod loser http://honda.urbanup.com/1972304
31. (Honda) (33↑, 41↓)
Honda is a Japanese company. Though famous for the Honda automobiles, they also make recreational vehicles and androids. The automobiles: -First off, Honda and Acura are exactly the same. Honda is just the cheaper manufacturer. The cars mainly use 4-cylinders. Some models use 6-cylinders. These cars last long, almost as long as a Toyota. -The most common Honda model is the Civic. The drivers of a Civic range from young women to rich white kids to the economically concerned. Mainy teenagers will say that the Civic is a fast car. This, however, is not true. A standard Civic will have a horsepower rating between 117 to 140. If the customer is willing to spend more, they can buy another model known as the Civic Si, which has an available 197hp. The key to their speed is their weight. Also, the Civic has the most available aftermarket parts. Some of these parts can help to exceed the 40 MPG on a stock Civic. In short: The Civic is a good economic car, but is really nothing more than that. -The Accord is an economic sedan, available with a 4-cylinder and a 6-cylinder. Getting up to 35 MPG and up to 240hp, this car is pretty good, though not the best one out there in its class. Available in 2-door and 4-door. The automobiles section was about the common Honda vehicles. There will be no section for the S2000, Prelude, Ridgeline, etc. The Recreational Vehicles: Honda make decent ATVs, dirt bikes, motorcycles, and various others. Like their cars, they are relatively cheap and reliable. It would be in one's best interest to find another manufacturer. The Robot: The robot, known as ASIMO, is very well done. It is the future of large businesses. ASIMO can play soccer, greet people, and one day will be able to help with household tasks. ASIMO is already being used in museums and offices around Japan. ASIMO has been in development for over 20 years. All in all, Honda is a decent company. Their cars are not so great compared to, say, Mazda or Nissan, but if you plan on getting your child a car, Honda would be a good deal to take on, for their cars are cheap and reliable.

Person A: Dude, my Honda Civic can beat your car\! Person B: Right...does your car really have an AEM exhaust? Person A: No, but it'll still beat you\! Person B: Then why is that sticker there? Person A: Because my car is cooler than yours\! Person B: So let me get this straight, you're saying that your Civic can beat my VW Jetta GLI? Person A: Ye...YEAH\! Person B: Okay, well come back to me when you learn a lil' bit more on cars.

32. (Honda) (70↑, 78↓)
An ugly, overpriced and underpowered car. Highly overrated for what it is. Every "custom" , rather "riced" up Honda looks and sounds the same. The vast majority are stock with cheap, inefficient glass packs and headers along with some hot wheels theme going on with the body. Not one of them has proper wheel geometry due to their lowered stance causing them to handle much worse than their stock counterparts. Most of the "performance" gear that are on them consist of an ugly body kit and a ridiculous rear spoiler to help their front wheel drive car handle better when it tops out at just under 100.

What is that, a leaf blower we are passing? No, just another Honda.

Author: 1967Rice eating V-dub http://honda.urbanup.com/147797
33. (honda) (64↑, 74↓)
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

even with nos it runs 18's

34. (honda) (25↑, 36↓)
A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.

Ricer: Hey, you see that hot chick over there? Ricer friend: Yeah. She'll love my Honda Civic, the stickers alone add a million horsepower. Enough to overcome its torque deficit. Ricer: What torque deficit? Ricer friend: Well the only torque it makes is from the weight of the flywheel... 20Nm. Ricer: Oh great that guy in the HG Monaro 350 just took her\!

35. (honda) (10↑, 22↓)
H.- Hop O.- On N.- Nothing D.- Dumb A.- Ass

if you hopped onto a Honda you would be considered a dumb ass because Hondas are nothing

Author: hondasaregayyyyyyy http://honda.urbanup.com/3724204
36. (Honda) (1↑, 14↓)
Cars hot boys look for if hey got a swap or need a donor.

HURRY\!\! Grab that tag number that hondas got a swap\! Hes bout to get got.

37. (HONDA) (62↑, 75↓)
Had One Never Did Again

I used to have a HONDA.

38. (honda) (36↑, 51↓)
The best damned cars to ever be squeezed out of that little Island of Japan. fast, reliable, and efficient. The God car. Oh wait I'm sorry, I thought i was describing the Z.

whenever I drive past a Honda in my 280Z and rev my engine, they stop at nothing to "race" me from one stoplight to the next.

39. (honda) (47↑, 63↓)
Honda = Engineering Company

Highest resale value of any modern car in production... Highest efficany of any car any car in production... First company to sell a highbred engine... Most reliable engines around... And yes something young idiots try to prove their penile size with.

40. (Honda) (32↑, 48↓)
1:vehicle whose genesis should have been incinerated in nagasaki or hiroshima. motorcycle brand sometimes disguised as a car.2: Adj. -to lack true power or speed. to require thousands of dollars to modify and perform like a stock domestic.

I had to put another motor, spray and a blower to get my honda to reach 100 mph

Author: import killer http://honda.urbanup.com/343763
41. (Honda) (2↑, 19↓)
Another name for the popular party drug ecstasy.

"Hey bro, you getting on the hondaz tonight?" "Hard."

42. (Honda) (19↑, 36↓)
A vehicle manufacturer similar to Toyota, which built reliable vehicles in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, but, like Toyota, has made a few duds in the last few years. They are also convinced that their vehicles can't be broken unless driven and maintained by idiots. While a number of Hondas have given the driver years of trouble-free operation, the ones who don't get one are in for a world of pain.

My mother had a 1999 Honda CRV. The Air Conditioner broke 3 times before the car was 3 years old. Each time, the dealer become more angry at us, and wanted to get rid of us.

Author: Artificialist http://honda.urbanup.com/1519689
43. (Honda) (31↑, 48↓)
1. A car 2. A vehicle that can form into one of 5 parts of a giant robot to battle evil 3. A poor floatation device 4. A high tech replacement for the bicycle

The honda broke... again...

Author: BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) http://honda.urbanup.com/145313
44. (Honda) (22↑, 40↓)
An economy car company from Japan.

New for 2006, Honda's a being more accurately tested, essentially lower fuel economy and lower horsepower than before (it's the truth.) On a different note, the quality of domestics is on the rise and horsepower ratings are up about 3% average, compared to imports who have lost 3%.

45. (Honda) (36↑, 55↓)
A Japanesse Engineering company who happens to make cars. Often mistaken for the world' largest auto manufacturer (GM).

Aside from poorly built cars - honda also makes electric generators and outboard motors.

46. (honda) (67↑, 87↓)
1. Something that has under 90 ft/lbs of torque. 2. Automobiles made in Japan, highly over-rated, have no styling, get good gas milage for one reason: Small engines. Honda's have been called reliable, but are really pieces of shit, they fall apart. Keep insisting that DOHC actually boosts efficiency, but actually it doesn't do shit. 3. Number one choice for ricers world-wide. Usually because they are cheap, and are seen in Fast and the Furious. Poser's and main-stream Whiggers buy this type of car.

1. Yeah my Techumseh lawn mower is hondaed. 2. Dude, I just had the weirdest dream: Honda changed the styling on the Civic\! 3. Check out this poser in his Civic, that thing probably runs like 115 ft/lbs.

47. (Honda) (125↑, 146↓)
A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.

The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.

Author: Assholes Inc. http://honda.urbanup.com/246661
48. (Honda) (57↑, 78↓)
motor corporation in which its engines are superior to almost any vehicle in its class, 2.2L 4cyl prelude produces more HP than a 3.8L V6 mustang,
49. (honda) (32↑, 55↓)
prefered car of russian immigrants and asians

look at that honda on the street.

50. (Honda) (34↑, 59↓)
Imported Car

A HON DUH is the last thing I see in my mirror when I pass you teeny boppers up in mu AWESOME RADICAL F-Bodied Camaro. :-)

51. (honda) (17↑, 43↓)
I drive a honda civic and guess what ill beat any other tuner or american car out there. you all say that honda has no power. Try my 2001 ex on for size. try 800 horses doin a low nine second quater mile. Oh and it is a street car with a to die for system and fully loaded

Nice honda you care to race sure 321 go Honda Wins

52. (honda) (34↑, 61↓)
Manufacturer of extremely high performance motor vehicles such as the [Fireblade] (CBR1000) CBR600, Super Blackbird and the VTR1000. With easy handling, modern styling and brutal power to rival or beat any other competing superbikes on the market. With a horsepower to weight ratio or nearly 1:1 it will completely disgrace most modern sports and production cars Some examples. In Hp/Kg (Higher is better) Honda [Fireblade] (1L i4) 176Kgs 169.5Hp =0.96 Hp/Kg 2005 [Dodge Viper] (8.3L V10) 1547Kgs 500Hp = 0.323 Hp/Kg 2002 [Ferrari Enzo] (6l v12) 1365Kgs 651Hp = 0.47 Hp/Kg Your dad’s 2005 V8 [Commodore] thats SO fast (5.7l V8) 1654kgs 335Hp =0.202Hp/Kg That’s right kids. Not only is it faster than a [enzo] and a viper by over 1s down the quarter mile. With such a small frontal area (Low Cd) It has a top speed to match too.

Kid: zomg my dads v8 is so fast no honda could ever keep up with it. v8s are the best\!\!\!1\!\!1one\!\!1 Biker: That FBlade next to your daddy runs 10's... Allthough i have heard, Commodores, Correctly modified, With lots of traction ... Can run deep into the 14's\! *Rolls eyes*

53. (HONDA) (30↑, 79↓)
The Most popular and best looking cars to become ricers and the best cars ever made with V-tech Engines.

My Honda kicked your ass by a mile thanks my V-tech engine\!

54. (honda) (134↑, 227↓)
Cardboard box on wheels Most popular [ricer] Every teenage [wigger] drives one and thinks its the shit

wigger: YO dog that ride is the shit\! Is that a roof scoop from canadian tires? DAAAAAAAMN\!

Author: The_Dark_Side http://honda.urbanup.com/1243005
Related: civic, ricer, car, rice, toyota, acura, vtec, jdm, nissan, integra, cars, import, ford, asian, motorcycle, accord, gay, race, ricers, bmw, fast, yamaha, mitsubishi, turbo, japan, honda civic, rice burner, rice rocket, suzuki, type r, crap, dodge, kawasaki, chevy, engine, japanese, mustang, prelude, imports, racing
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Нужно решить контрольную?

Look at other dictionaries:

  • Honda — Motor Co., Ltd. 本田技研工業株式会社 Rechtsform KK ISIN JP3854600008 …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda CB 50 SS — Honda SS 50 (das SS steht als Kürzel für SuperSport) war Hondas Beitrag zur deutschen Kleinkraftrad Szene der 1960er 1970er Jahre. Die Vorgängerin war die Honda S50, die schon 1965 in Deutschland angeboten wurde. Diese Maschine hatte einen… …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda F1 — Honda Name Honda Racing F1 Team Unternehmen Honda F1 Racing Ltd. Unternehmenssitz Brackley (GB) Teamchef …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda F1 — Honda Racing F1 Team Honda Racing F1 Team 2008 Localisation Brackley (Angleterre), Royaume Uni Direction générale Nick Fry Direction sportive et technique Ross Brawn Directeur technique adjoint …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Honda CB 92 — Honda (Motorrad) HONDA CB92 1961 CB 92 Hersteller: Honda Motor Co., Ltd. Verkaufsbezeichnung: CB 92 Benly Super Sport Produkti …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda CB 72 — Honda (Motorrad) Honda CB72 Super Sport von 1961 CB 72 Hersteller: Honda Motor Co., Ltd. Verkaufsbezeichnung: CB 72 Super Sport …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda CR-Z — Fabricante Honda Período 2010 presente …   Wikipedia Español

  • Honda CR-V — Honda CR V …   Википедия

  • Honda CR-V — Hersteller: Honda Produktionszeitraum: seit 1996 Klasse: Sport Utility Vehicle Karosserieversionen: Steilheck, fünftürig Vorgängermodell: keines …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda CY 50 J — Honda CY 50 (nicht 100% Originalzustand) Honda Honda CY 50 Hersteller: Honda Verkaufsbezeichnung …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Honda FR-V — Honda FR V …   Википедия

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”